Hi. I'm the peerless-paramount-praiseworthy-procrastinator. The splendiferous-superlative-sensational-slacker, if you will. Bow to me, as I put off task after task, then get me coke and coffee as I rush to get it all done. Or point and laugh, that works too.
Story Time There once was a girl named LiL, which was fitting because she was very small. She currently lives in the city, misses her three kitties very much, and is seriously considering a username change because this one is quite lame.